yarnes:

i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

 

lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

 

lumos5001:

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

i just snorted pop into my nose wtf

 

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

Houston weather got no chill

 

joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

 

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

 

thedochraid:

This movie was gold.

 
 

is one of the most fluid things I have ever heard; whenever it comes on I always imagine this whip of lightning flipping back and forth, but in a really static way; it’s almost rigamortis but each sixteenth note bend is the shutter at the top of the neck. 

 

teslagangster:

Delivery guy and I both started saying “Have a good one” at the exact same time so I instantly bailed and said “You too” before he even finished getting it out and now I feel like more of an idiot than usual.