i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating
the sexual tension between me and no one
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Houston weather got no chill
is one of the most fluid things I have ever heard; whenever it comes on I always imagine this whip of lightning flipping back and forth, but in a really static way; it’s almost rigamortis but each sixteenth note bend is the shutter at the top of the neck.
Delivery guy and I both started saying “Have a good one” at the exact same time so I instantly bailed and said “You too” before he even finished getting it out and now I feel like more of an idiot than usual.